LineStar® Weekly Knockout (UFC) - UFC 269 Poirier vs. Oliveira

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Written by LineStar contributor, combat sports enthusiast, and practitioner, Chris Guy.

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Dustin Poirier snapped off the latex surgical gloves and discarded them in the hazardous waste bin. Rumors of a second surgical procedure were already making their rounds. The first operation had been a resounding success and was completed in record time, just over five minutes. Leg amputations can be tricky, but Dr. Poirier had embraced a new technique still viewed as a controversial method among his peers. The low calf kick. One or two hacks with the shinbone to the outer calf can be enough to take the leg clean off below the knee, sometimes so quickly, the blood spilled is still blue.

The defiled gown and booties joined the latex gloves, and there were high fives all around. Waiting in the prep room was the recognition and admiration that had been long overdue. The best in the field, there wasn’t a name that carried weight that he hadn’t beaten. Except for one. But it was his time now, and his options loomed limitless on the horizon in all directions.

He would be open to the possibility of a second operation, convinced he could complete the procedure in less than five minutes, and in doing so, etch in stone the industry’s new standard. Among the cards on the table, a title shot dealt face-up on the river. He could play it or the rematch that had turned on the flop. Of course, the win-win was also in pay: Taking the money operation by honoring Conor McGregor’s request for a second leg amputation and then walking into a title fight with Charles Oliveira as the Champ in all but official title. Having already accomplished the first half of the win-win, the second is on the table this weekend at UFC 269 when Dustin Poirier and Charles Oliveira meet with the Lightweight Championship belt up for grabs.

Main Card

Dustin Poirier (-170 ) vs Charles Oliveira (+140)

Poirier: DK: $8.6k | Oliveira: DK:$7.6k

Inside the Octagon, Dustin Poirier has been as close to war as a civilian can get. Every single Dustin Poirier fight plays out like a Rocky screenplay with dramatic back and forth wild exchanges that leave both combatants unsteady on their feet. He’s the only man to finish Max Holloway, and that was a first-round submission. Justin Gaethje, Poirier stopped him on his feet and holds notable finishes over Anthony Pettis (before he was wack), Eddie Alvarez, Bobby Green, and Conor McGregor (times two). His only loss since 2017, spanning ten fights, was to the Bah-Bah-Bah, the GOAT, Khabib Nurmagomedov.

I don’t ever remember a fighter turning down a guaranteed title shot to whoop the ass of a man whose ass he just whooped. Of course, money played a big factor in that decision, but while Conor McGregor offered the biggest payday, he was also Poirier's easiest matchup. In the biz, they call that light work. The Diamond now has both of McGregor’s Tiny Tim legs mounted over his mantle, holding up Dustin’s Christmas stockings. After the third fight, McGregor went back to picking up shifts at a Civil War reenactment museum. He plays a wounded soldier who lost a leg in battle only to get sent back to the front lines, where he lost his second leg and is now confined to a wooden wheelchair.

Charles Oliveira represents the title shot Dustin Poirier turned down for the trilogy fight with McGregor. That’s called rolling a J and smoking it too. Max Holloway calls himself the best boxer in MMA, but he got his ears boxed in against Poirier when they fought at lightweight for the second time. Poirier has some of the sneakiest power in the UFC; he sparks you every time he touches you. Watch the last McGregor fight, as soon as Poirier decided to start trading hands, McGregor started seeing ghosts of Christmas past.

Technically, Poirier’s boxing is sound. The Diamond can fit his power left hand into tight spaces through the opponent’s guard. In most striking disciplines, the fundamental is to turn your punches over. But Poirier will shoot his left hand out like a piston with no tell and not rotate the wrist, so the first two knuckles remain on top. This keeps the elbow tucked in and tight all the way through the end of the punch, making it quicker and easier to slip through a closed guard.

Dustin’s power comes from his shovel hooks, punches that are halfway between uppercuts and hooks. These are harder to see than strikes that start traditionally from eye level. The most notable hole in Dustin’s stand up is he tends to drop his lead hand to his waist when he fires his cross. Dustin Poirier knocks people out, but that’s not without taking a lot of damage himself in the process.

The new champ, Charles Oliveira, is riding a noine-fight winning streak dating back to 2017. Over the years, I never thought Charles Oliveira would win the belt. He’s probably the best grappler in the lightweight division (and the featherweight division when he competed there), but I never took his striking seriously enough to win the belt. So it was fitting that Oliveira won the belt by stopping Michael Chandler on the feet. Late in the first round, Oliveira had to survive a Chandler right hand that led to an ESPN highlight reel of Oliveira’s life flashing before his eyes. He went on to drop Chandler in the opening minutes of the second round with a crisp cross-hook that clipped Chandler on the tip of the chin as he exited the pocket. Oliveira followed up, sealed the deal, and here we are.

Oliveira has technical, traditional Brazilian Muay Thai, an upright posture, and straight, long strikes. Charles has very tight, long punches, but he lacks pocket presence and head movement and only moves in straight lines. He has dynamic kicks and uses up-the-middle snap kicks and teeps. Charles uses a sneaky question mark kick—a feinted low kick turned into a body, or a high kick all in one motion. Oliveira can also turn snap kicks into round kicks mid-movement. Leg kicks are a staple in Oliveira’s game plan and will play a big role against Poirier. McGregor found some early success landing leg kicks against Poirier in the third bout, and Justin Gaethje destroyed Poirier’s leg when they fought.

When it comes to Jiu-Jitsu, Oliveira is a four-star general. His guard and his top game are the best in the division. It’s impossible to just sit in Oliveira’s guard; he has one of the most active guards in the UFC, constantly hunting for submissions and setting traps from his guard. Oliveira’s transitions and ability to “float” on top allow opponents very little opportunity to escape. “Floating” from the top position is maintaining position by allowing the opponent to roll and maneuver beneath you without providing an opportunity to escape. TBE at this technique is Demian Maia.

The keys to victory: Dustin Poirier needs to keep the fight standing; Oliveira can’t stand with Poirier for twenty-five minutes. Charles isn’t built like that; he doesn’t have the thread count. Poirier isn’t a slouch on the mat, and as long as he doesn’t give up his back or get mounted, he should be able to survive on the mat. Charles Oliveira needs to draw out Poirier’s aggressive long combinations and look for opportunities to level change. I can’t see Oliveira winning this fight on the feet. I think Oliveira’s only method of victory is by submission. A decision or finish on the feet will favor Dustin Poirier.

Charles Oliveira is once again a live underdog. All it takes is one mistake for him to get your back, and it’s a wrap. But much like Kamaru Usman, Dustin Poirier just hits differently. His strikes steal souls like Shang Tsung. I’m in unfamiliar territory after Jose Aldo beat Rob Font last weekend; I’m riding a main-event-losing streak for the first time since the beginning of the year. Dustin Poirier via TKO, round three. On wax.

Winner: Dustin Poirier | Method: TKO Rd.3

Julianna Pena (+550) vs. Amanda Nunes (-900)

Pena: DK: $6.5k | Nunes: DK: $9.5k

Amanda Nunes is the female GOAT and one of the greatest fighters of all time, regardless of sex. Juliana Pena is not. Juliana Pena is one fight removed from being submitted by Germain de Randamie, a kickboxer with Groupon complementary beginners Jiu-Jitsu class grappling. Pena has gone 2-2 in her last four bouts, and her most impressive accomplishment in the Octagon was talking herself into this fight after posting a one-fight winning streak against Sara McMann.

This past Black Friday, Juliana Pena was stopped by store security after her mouth attempted to pass several fraudulent checks that her skills couldn’t possibly cash. Loss Prevention provided the authorities with security footage of Pena talking about how she’s Amanda Nunes’s worst matchup, how she will drag Nunes into deep waters and submit her, and so on, and so on. I’ll admit, Pena has excellent Jiu-Jitsu, but her striking wouldn’t earn her a top seed on a 90 Day Fiancé reunion special. Amanda Nunes via TKO, round two.

Winner: Amanda Nunes | Method: TKO Rd.2

Santiago "The Ponz" Ponzinibio (-130) vs. Geoff Neal (+110)

The Ponz: DK: $8.2k | Neal: DK: $8k

After a three-year hiatus, Santiago Ponzinibio made his return to the Octagon against “The Armpit” Li Jingliang at the beginning of 2021. The triumphant return was anything but and lasted all of four minutes. The Ponz was TKO’d in the first round, and immediately people began asking, did The Ponz jump the shark?

Santiago answered that question when he fought Miguel Baeza in his second grand return in June. After a rough first round, Ponzinibio got his groove back in the second round and took the fight over with heavy output and punishing power striking. He won a unanimous decision and showed shades of the man who utterly destroyed Neil Magny in a main event back in 2018 before Ponzinibio’s hiatus.

The Ponz is a unique striker, who in addition to using his physical gifts to out-strike opponents, uses geometry, angles inside the cage to compress it and trap opponents. Ring generalship is a judging criterion and refers to how a fighter controls the fight by controlling the opponent’s movements inside the cage by cutting it off and using the fence as a backstop. Often, you see fighters follow the opponent around the cage, chasing them while never being able to mount any significant offense. You have to meet Ponzinibio head-on; you can’t retreat against Ponzinibio because he will cut off the cage, trap you, and deliver massive overhands and hooks that will eventually end your night.

Ponzinibio will be facing the slumping Geoff Neal, a classic power vs. power matchup, and the key for The Ponz will be getting off to a fast start and earning Neal’s respect early. Santiago is a high output fighter, and if Neal doesn’t find his old aggressive ways, Ponzinibio can steal the judge’s scorecards by simply being the more active fighter.

It wasn’t long ago, 2019, that Geoff Neal was rising quickly among the ranks of top fighters in the welterweight division. 2019 marked the last time Neal earned a victory inside the Octagon when he ran over Mike “Platinum” Perry like Suge Knight looking for parking. You can say what you want about Mike Perry, but you can’t say that guy isn’t as tough as skid marks on a pair of white chonies. Neal delivered a one-minute ass whooping for the ages, punctuated by a massive head kick. Unfortunately, Neal lost he last two bouts and has looked like a hollow Cochella hologram of his former self ever since.

It wasn’t long ago, in 2019, that Geoff Neal was rising quickly among the ranks of top fighters in the welterweight division. 2019 marked the last time Neal earned a victory inside the Octagon when he ran over Mike “Platinum” Perry like Suge Knight looking for parking. You can say what you want about Mike Perry, but not that he isn’t as tough as skid marks on a pair of white chonies. Neal delivered a one-minute ass whooping for the ages, punctuated by a massive head kick. Unfortunately, Neal lost his last two bouts and has looked like a hollow Coachella hologram of his former self.

Against Ponzinibio, Neal needs to stay the course, keep the fight standing and ditch the clinching against the cage. Against Magny, Neal fought with the wrong game plan; he constantly clinched and held Magny against the cage and stifled his own offense. That’s like running the spread option offense with Tom Brady. Neal has vicious ground and pound from the top position, but scoring a takedown should only be an opportunistic occurrence and not a significant part of his game plan. Stand and bang, and let the chips fall where they may.

I’ve gone back and forth on this one for a while now; I have no idea who wins this one. It all depends on which Geoff Neal shows up. If the aggressive, bombs-away Geoff Neal shows up, I'm taking him in a heartbeat, but… he looked like he didn’t want to be in there his last time out. One thing is for certain, have one of these guys on your roster. Both can finish the fight, and significant strikes should be high. Against my better judgment, I'm going to take Geoff Neal. Power for Power, Neal is slightly more dangerous. Slightly. Geoff via decision.

Winner: Geoff Neal | Method: Decision

Cody Garbrandt (-140 ) Kai Kara-France (+120 )

Garbrandt: DK: $8.7k | Kara-France: DK: $7.5k

Cody Garbrandt is making his flyweight debut against the New Zealand kickboxer and Israel Adesanya teammate, Kai Kara-France. This is a crunchy little groove right here and another banger on a card full of absolute bangers. Garbrandt is looking to start fresh in a new division where he’s hoping his power will translate into vintage Cody Garbrandt KO’s.

Consistency and fight IQ have proven to be Garbrandt’s biggest weaknesses over the years. It’s like there are two Cody’s in the cage, and the fight is between the real Cody that fights intelligent and patient, and an evil twin named Hugo that he locks in the attic but escapes on occasion and takes over Cody’s mind and gets him KO’d in firefights.

The good Cody has excellent boxing, complete with Canelo-like head movement and footwork that he uses to evade strikes and attack at angles. The evil Hugo-Cody doesn’t use any head movement or footwork and only attacks in straight lines and gets drawn into ridiculous firefights. Hugo-Cody reacts emotionally when he gets hit and immediately attacks out of anger and gets drawn into extended exchanges in the pocket. When Cody starts stringing together long combos, his rear foot drifts forward, and his feet and shoulders square up, leaving him vulnerable during 50/50 exchanges.

Garbrandt’s best weapons are his hand speed and the two-three combination (cross-lead hook). He likes to close the distance behind his piston right hand and sneak the lead hook behind it and around the opponent’s guard. Cody is also a voyeur kicker; they’re always naked. The low calf kick, in particular, is his best kick; he also has heavy round kicks to the body, but he never throws them in combination with his hands. Cody is a boxer with kicks and not necessarily a kickboxer.

While Cody Garbrandt prefers a grimey, ugly fight, Kai Kara-France is the opposite. France needs everything to be perfect, to look pretty; he’s an advocate, a staunch supporter of not using the embroidered decorative hand towels in the bathroom to dry his hands. Kara-France is a courtesy flusher, making sure to flush as soon as the doodie touches the water; he separates the salad fork from the entre fork; he irons his chonies; he brushes his teeth with his eyes closed, etc. He doesn’t have that dog in him, and that will be the biggest obstacle he has to overcome against someone who does, like Cody Garbrandt.

Picture a smaller action figure version of Alexander Volkanovski without the power action button on the back, and you have Kai Kara-France. He’s a technical kickboxer with a boxer’s jab that he uses to set up most of his offense. Kai combines nonstop lateral movement, switch-step footwork, and short combination striking to outwork his opponent from the outside. Defensively, Kara-France is sound and doesn’t leave himself vulnerable unless he extends combinations in the pocket.

The question for Kai Kara-France is, is he ready to ditch the Bluey nightlight and venture into the dark? Is he ready to confront the seedy, disturbing underworld where Cody Grabrandt dwells and is likely to drag him? Kara-France is coming off a KO victory earlier this year but scored the majority of his TKO/KO victories earlier in his career. He’s 5-2 in the UFC with one KO and one submission.

Cody Garbrandt is a kill or be-killed fighter with ten TKO/KO victories in twelve professional wins; he’s either sleeping people or getting slept. The value in Cody is in a finish on the feet, as he should have a power advantage. Cody can also use his wrestling to control periods with top control. The value in Kara-France is output and out-striking Cody for fifteen minutes. On wax, Cody Garbrandt via TKO, round two.

Winner: Cody Garbrandt | Method: TKO Rd.2

Raulian Paiva (+240 ) vs Sean O'Malley (-310)

Paiva: DK: $7.1k | O'Malley: DK:$9.1k

“Sugar” Sean O’Malley is my spirit animal. There’s a certain green aura that clouds O’Malley that I admire. O’Malley is a fighter and a character much like Colby Covington or Conor McGregor; he’s a showman and often focuses not only on finishing fights but finishing them in a flashy fashion.

O’Malley’s striking features all the bells and whistles, spinning and flying techniques, and is also technically sound. Sean weaponizes range, using his long strikes and lateral movement to dominate the pocket from the outside. The jab isn’t the only way to establish range; O’Malley uses distance kicks like snap kicks, teeps, and side kicks to keep opponents at the end of his punches. O’Malley combines the ability to establish range with excellent hand speed and high output while landing flashy techniques like they’re fundamental.

Given all the hype surrounding Sean O’Malley, he has been on the slow track to the top of the division, choosing to build his resume gradually with subtle steps up in competition. He will be facing just that against Raulian Paiva, but then again, fighting Randy Marsh would be a step up in competition from his last opponent.

Raulian Paiva is a seventy-five percent clearance Charles Oliveira, usually found sitting on a wobbly cart in the back of the store by the restrooms, one day away from growing mold; “Must Consume Immediately.” Paiva has the traditional flatfooted, upright Brazilian Muay Thai with long straight punches and heavy leg kicks. For the most part, Paiva is a one-punch striker, and when he does throw combinations, he drops his hands and throws repetitive one-twos. He tends to square his feet when throwing combos and is very vulnerable in the pocket.

Paiva will look to test O’Malley’s grappling and has good timing on his level changes, waiting for his opponent to engage while slipping under the strikes. The game plan for Paiva should include initiating the clinch and using the cage to sap some of O’Malley’s energy and force O’Malley to fight an MMA match and not solely a kickboxing match for fifteen minutes.

The value here is on O’Malley and a finish at some point. Even if the fight goes the distance, O’Malley is likely to rack up significant strikes. But Paiva can cause O’Malley problems if he can get O’Malley to the mat. Paiva has slick Jiu-Jitsu and can control O’Malley and steal rounds, but he’s not a finisher. In twenty-one career wins, fourteen are decisions. I had a weird dream the other night that I was sitting in the corner of a Motel 6 room watching Sean O’Malley and Mary Jane… never mind. Sean O’Malley via TKO, round two.

Winner: Sean O'Malley | Method: TKO Rd.2

Prelims

Highlighted Matchup

Pedro Munhoz (-110 ) vs Dominick Cruz (-110)

Munhoz: DK: $8.1k | Cruz: DK:$8.1k

I told this story once before but here it is one more time for any new Weekly Knockout subscribers. I told this story because Dominick Cruz is not only one of my favorite fighters ever, but he also has the best footwork and movement in MMA history:

 

Way, way back in the day, 2006, I trained at City Boxing in San Diego, CA. At the time, one of the guys at the gym who I sparred with regularly was training for a big fight in the local promotion, Total Combat. He was fighting a guy named Dominick Cruz. We searched for videos and pictures of this, Dominick Cruz, and laughed like Charlie Murphy and his homies when Prince and his crew came out for the pick-up game wearing the clothes they had on at the club. This dude had a bowl cut.

Well, our guy got smoked in the first round via Rear-Naked Choke. I was there and watched this cornflake completely obliterate a guy who completely obliterated me in training every day. Dom danced around and landed wild punches and then picked the homie up and tossed him around the ring before showing mercy and latching on to his neck. I’ve been Dominick Cruz’s biggest fan ever since.

We never really talked about that fight after that. I once caught the homie giving me the evil eye when he saw me drilling Dominick Cruz footwork patterns. Anywho, no one in the history of the sport moves like Dominick. He mixes classic boxing movements like Wille Pep switch steps and the Muhammad Ali shuffle and crouch. Dom’s style is predicated on creating angles, and not only with his footwork but also the arm angles from which he strikes. Cruz will duck down and wing overhands and kicks out of nowhere, and just when you think you got a beat on him and try to counter, he’s gone.

Dominick Cruz would have—and maybe he still will—gone down as one of the GOATS if it weren’t for injuries. Cruz’s injury history can rival any athlete in professional sports, Greg Oden, Tony Romo, Derrick Rose, Zion Williamson, anyone. But don’t look now; The Dominator is coming off a hard fought win against Lil Cro Cop, Casey Kenney. An impressive win against Pedro Munhoz could put Cruz’s name in the mix for a number one contender bout.

Dominick’s Achilles heel is defending leg kicks. That’s bad news bears when you’re facing one of the best low calf kickers to ever kick low calves. Henry Cejudo took away Cruz’s best weapon, movement, early in the first round with well-time calf kicks. Dom had difficulty engaging and defending and was finished late in the second round. The biggest focus for Cruz should be defending leg kicks and using his wrestling to catch and take down Munhoz.

This is a very dangerous fight for Dominick Cruz. Pedro Munhoz is one of the most underrated bantamweights in the UFC. He’s coming off a competitive loss to Jose Aldo and is one fight removed from beating Jimmie Rivera decisively. By the end of the first round, Rivera’s leg looked like Quato in Total Recall growing out of that guy’s stomach. Rivera recorded multiple leg kick knockdowns in that fight, and Munhoz’s offense is mostly predicated on the success of landing leg kicks to open up avenues for his hands to land.

Munhoz loves firefights and won’t hesitate to engage in wild, 50/50 exchanges. He relies on his chin and tends to Bear-Grylls-camp in the pocket too long, but that’s also where he tends to deliver the most damage. Pedro will look down at the floor and throw hooks and use cover-up counters in the pocket to catch the opponent at the end of their combinations. Munhoz is an adrenaline junky who likes to live on the edge, always putting himself in harm’s way.

The low calf kick will be the key for Munhoz. He has to use it early and often to slow down Cruz, or he’ll get out-maneuvered all night and picked apart. Munhoz also has to be careful not to chase Cruz around the Octagon; make Cruz come to you and unload when he engages. That’s exactly how Cody Garbrandt dethroned Cruz to win the bantamweight belt in 2016.

This will be a back and forth affair with high significant strike outputs from both fighters. I don’t see either fighter scoring a finish, but Cruz gives you the added benefit of being able to use his wrestling—his bread and butter knee tap—to score takedowns. This is a toss-up, literally. Vegas has the odds set as a pick ‘em at (-110). San Diego, stand up! Dominick Cruz via decision.

Winner: Dominick Cruz | Method: Decision

Twenty-Twen-Twen Sleepers

Twenty-Ten-Twen Sleeper

Last week I dropped a Jackson on Jamahal Hill. He promptly son'd Jimmy Crute, adopted him just before the 2021 child credit tax cutoff. I needed that after having to shred my pick 'em halfway through the night and turned into a week's supply of ass napkins. Anywho, there are a few promising dogs on this weekend's card.

Dan Ige is fighting a mythical beast in Josh Emmett. Emmett blew out his knee in the summer of 2020 in the first round against Shane Burgos. He went on to win the fight and required surgery that has kept him sidelined since. Although I think Emmett is the better fighter, Ige throws bombs and might be getting Emmett at the right time.

There will always be appreciating value on Charles Oliveira as an underdog in any fight. His opponents are always one false step away from getting their necks snatched.

At (+900) Juliana Pena has a shot... GTFOH haha. You're better off packing your dinero in a bowl and smoking it.

American sniper long shot honorable mention: Priscila Cachoeira at (+290). The card opener; Cachoeira throws wild bombs with her eyes closed while running in circles. She's fighting grappling wizard Gillian Robertson. This is the classic grappler vs. striker matchup, and if Robertson can't get Cachoeira to the mat early and submit her, she will be taking home a doggie bag full of haymakers after the fight.

Pick 'Em

Josh Emmett (-160 ) vs. Dan Ige (+140 )

 

Winner: Josh Emmett

 Method: Decision 

Agusto Sakai (-105 ) vs. Tai Tuivasa (-115 )

 

Winner: Agusto Sakai

 Method: TKO Rd.2

Jordan Wright (+270 ) vs. Bruno Silva (-360 )

Winner: Bruno Silva

 Method: TKO Rd.2

Andre Muniz (-140 ) vs. Eryk Anders (+105 )

    Winner: Andre Muniz

 Method: Rear-Naked Choke

Miranda Maverick (-140 ) vs. Erin Blanchfield (+115 )

    Winner: Miranda Maverick

 Method: Decision

Alex Perez (-335 ) vs. Matt Schnell (+260 )

    Winner: Alex Perez

 Method: Anacanda Choke Rd.2

Ryan Hall (-220 ) vs. Darrick Minner (+175 )

    Winner: Ryan Hall

 Method: Heel Hook Rd.1

Randy Costa (-190 ) vs. Tony Kelley (+155 )

    Winner: Randy Costa

 Method: TKO Rd.2

Gillian Robertson (-400 ) vs. Priscila Cachoeira (+290 )

    Winner: Priscila Cachoeira

 Method: TKO Rd.2

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About Me

My name is Chris Guy, and I’m an avid combat sports enthusiast and practitioner. I’ve been a fan of MMA since the early 2000s when Limewire was still around, and I downloaded Bas Rutten’s Big Book of Combat. In 2004, I started training Muay Thai at City Boxing in San Diego, CA. I competed as an amateur for many years, and I've also dabbled in Jiu-Jitsu. I follow many different disciplines, such as Combat Ji-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Glory Kickboxing, Boxing, and MMA.

I’m equally as enthusiastic about the craft of writing, and in addition to writing about combat sports, I also write short fiction and music. I hope to bring unique prose to sports writing, and along the way, encourage people to not only become Martial Arts fans but to also become Martial Artists themselves.

In the future, you may see me refer to the Thunderdome; it's an ode to the old Mad Max movie and refers to the world-class training facility I built in my one-car garage. It's complete with throw dummies, wrestling mats, heavy bags, and six months' worth of Chef Boyardee cans from when I thought the world was going to end back in March. I hope you enjoy my work, and if you don’t, the Thunderdome has an open door policy.

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